The following is an account of the amazing life of our hero, The American Ninja, as dictated by him to your lowly webmaster.
A tale filled with adventure, romance and tragedy.
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Toddler Ninja
Even at a few weeks old he would tie his blanky around his face to make a Ninja mask. It was calling to him.
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BIRTH
Even before his birth his parents sensed something was not right about their unborn fetus. The Father, a skilled samurai, the last of his kind, and the Mother, a kabuki performer, grew worried when the first movement their unborn son made was not a kick but a violent chop. Whenever the parents would pass by Japanese, Kung Fu or Samurai films on the television the chopping would grow even more violent. The concerned parents looked to their doctor for answers. It seemed the combined influence of Japanese culture from both parents resulted in a mutation--a baby Ninja. When it came time for the child to be born, the birth did not go as a normal birth should go. The baby came chopping and kicking out of the womb thus causing his dear Mother to die in childbirth.
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YOUTH
His Father never blamed him for the death of his Mother. He raised him on his own, teaching him the ways of the Ninja. But his son did not have much to learn. His Ninja genes did most of the work for him, made his skills and training effortless. He was a fast learner and because of this could not be left in the care of anyone but his Father for our youthful hero had the ability to strangle a babysitter with the shake of a rattle. The family's first computer, he destroyed because Windows was too buggy. It was up to his Father to instill in him the basic knowledge of right from wrong, good and evil.
TEEN to PRESENT
When he reached the age of 10 his Father was murdered, cutdown, before his eyes by one of his own students--a very powerful, very spiteful Ninja. Our hero took it upon himself to vow vengence for his Father's untimely death and to continue in the ways of the Ninja. He took up the name of American Ninja and continued on with his life.
Growing up on the streets, all alone, American Ninja began making a name for himself by helping the helpless, those who could not help themselves. He became a superhero of sorts, more of an urban legend really. A video game developer caught wind of these tales and created a fictionalized documentation of our hero's escapades on the streets. American Ninja, until this day, still receives royalty checks which only add to the accumulation of wealth the gaming franchise has already brought him.
At the age of 16 American Ninja encountered his arch-nemesis who sprung a trap, a time travel device was built, which sent our hero back in time into the midst of Vietnam. He spent a year in the midst of the war, trying to find a way back. On one clear day, during a bridge bombing, a rip in the time/space dimension appeared. Taking his chances, the Ninja leaped into the portal and was returned home, only he was returned to a different time period--three years prior to his time traveling departure.
Out for revenge, Ninja tracked down his Father's killer and took his vengence. After settling his score he had nothing left so he decided to continue his education. In college. Our hero thought he may not want to be the American Ninja for eternity and sought a degree in the medical field. After many odd jobs and one failed marriage the American Ninja has sworn himself to justice. His life is devoted to those who need saving, those who cannot fight for themselves. This is why American Ninja wants to be a leader on campus. This is why you should vote NINJA!
No one knows the American Ninja's real name, no one living that is. His identity will forever be a secret. His fight: For Peace . His mission: Justice. Support your local Ninja today!
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Their First PC
His skill was great yet his temper made him quite dangerous to everything, even inanimate objects.
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