Endorsements from People Who Matter
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Below are endorsements for American Ninja as SGA Representative in 2004, from the people who really matter--Celebrities

 

Marc Summers

"American Ninja is an old friend of mine, a real great guy. I remember when he was a wee tyke he would use the DOUBLE DARE obstacle course as a ninja training ground. Cute kid. He single handedly saved me from my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. He'll make a great SGA rep."

The Cast of "Full House"

The entire cast of FULL HOUSE agrees that American Ninja will make a fine SGA rep, except Bob Saget. Maybe it's because he's Canadian.

Bill Bixby

"One time I was doubling in for Lou as the Hulk. They covered me in green body paint and I just started...wigging out. I don't know what it was. American Ninja was there. He saved me from certain death, just two weeks before the show was cancelled. Good luck, Ninja Americana. Good luck."

John Schneider & Tom Wopat

Schneider: "Ah hell, I reckon we'd vote for the Ninja. He helped us avoid a couple of lawsuits for having the Confederate flag on top of the General Lee. He can't be all that bad...even if he is a Ninja."

Wopat: "Yeehaw!"

KITT

"I give him two Hasselhoff's up."

Corey Feldman

"American Ninja...hell yeah, I'd vote for him. He's a great guy. Right now he's pushing to get THE GOONIES 2 made so I can get off Welfare. Great guy."

Magna Doodle

"He's soooooo dreamy."



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